GARRRRR!

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?

Yer First Mate! switchemcee
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl) stonedwheatthin
Ye’re chief rival be the Dread Pirate persephoneslove
Ye’ll be pursued by Admiral sharkscantsleep
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident… godkiller13
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures airless_wonder
Number o’ships ye’ll sink and women ye’ll plunder! 414
Chance ye’ll be hanged… or worse.: 69%
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